CONVERSATION BETWEEN A SOFTWARE ENGINEER AND HIS WIFE

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good evening dear, I'm now logged in."

Wife: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife: But I told you in the morning.

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found.

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied.

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers, or are you just being funny?

Husband: Too many parameters.

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.

Husband: It's by Default.

Wife: What about your salary?

Husband: Requested file is in use... Try after some time.

Wife: What is my value in the family?

Husband: Unknown Virus.