What do the Indian Mythological characters have to do with IT?

Here are their Roles:

Brahma : Systems Installation

Vishnu : Systems Support

Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant(SAP)

Shiva : DBA (crash specialist)

Ganesh : Documentation specialist

Narada : Data Transfer

Brihaspathi : Chief Information Officer.

Yama : ReOrganisation Consultant

Chitragupta : Personnel Records

Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses

Devas : Y2K Programmers

Surya : Solaris adminstrator

Rakshasas : In house Hackers

Ram : Hardware Support - single user specialist

Lakshman : Support software and Back up

Ravan : Explorer - WWW

Hanuman : RS6000

Vali : Windows 98

Sugreeva : Win 95

Angadh : Win 3.1

Jambhavan : DOS

Vishwamitra : Sr.Manager Projects

Hastinapur : Microsoft

Krishna : Unix O/s no bugs please

Arjun : Lead Programmer (all Companies are Vying for him)

Draupadi : Web server - free access

Bhima : MAIN FRAME

Duryodhan : Microsoft product

Shakuni : Bill Gates

[P.S: IT = (dis)Information Technology]