BENGALI JOKES

What you call:

An angry Bengali letter - Chitti-chitti Bong Bong.

An outlawed Bengali - Kanoon Banerjee.

An enlightened Bengali - Jyoti Basu.

A Bengali who works - A work of fiction.

A stupid Bengali girl - Balika Buddhu.

A Bengali marriage - Bedding.

A mad Bengali - In Sen.

A dark Bengali who lives in a cave - Kalidas Guha.

A Bengali mobster - Robin Ganguly.

A perfumed Bengali - Chandan Dass.

A Bengali goldsmith - Shonar Bongla.

What is bigger than the state of Bengal?

The Bay of Bengal.

When does a Bengali sound like a dog?

When he says "Wow" (Bow).

What do you call a Bengali who does'nt eat fish?

Ahilsa.

What do you call a talkative Bengali?

Bolbol Chatterjee.